Our Discord

Do you want to chat with some really cool people? You don't? Well that's good, because that means you can hang around with the losers at the UNITED STATSE OF NEOZONIA, one of the only Neocities servers that matters! (Probably.) Eh, anyway, the server is the headquarters of "quality" and (of course) piss. Welcome to all, and try not the drink the water!


  1. Thou shalt not spam.
  2. Thou shalt not be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, nor a blatant cunt.
  3. Thou shalt only use the bots in the correct channel.
  4. Thy must be 18 or older to view the pr0n channel.
  5. Thou shalt talk about the correct subjects in the correct channels.
  6. Thou shalt not talk about politics or religion.
  7. Thou shalt not take quotes out of context.
  8. Thou shalt have fun, and not question these commandments.
  9. Thou shalt fuck bitches and hoes.
  10. The secret word is brongus. lol, im so randem holds up spork

God bless. Like if you're a TRUE American o7 o7 o7

Okay, now that you've read the rules, you can join our dumb little server. . .


Now fuck off.

$500 FINE for posting while stupid.