_______ __ __ ___ ___ __ __
| _ .----|__.--| | Y .---.-|__| |
|. 1 | __| | _ |. | _ | | |
|. _ |____|__|_____|. \_/ |___._|__|__|
|: | | |: | |
|::.|:. | |::.|:. | Issue 3
`--- ---' `--- ---' 2020-01-21
-------------------------------------------------
NEWSLETTER: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF???
https://neozones.neocities.org/acidjaw/mail/issue3/https://wiki.squeeze.pizza/index.php?title=AcidMail/issue3
This issue we have:
* Put a short description of what is in this issue
* Also here
* Oh, and here
-------------------------------------------------
>YOUR FREE 30-DAY TRIAL
Your free, 30-day trial of AcidMail is nearly
over, to continue to use this product, please
simply pay us with your soul or by paying with
you liver. Failure to do so will result in
nothing at all.
-------------------------------------------------
>ASCII OF THE NOW
The ASCII of The Now is a weekly thing we do
where we dig threw the old archives of forgotten
websites, finding ASCII art that time forgot.
The ASCII art for this week was
Who? me? tired?, VK in front of the computer, real self portrait]
Andreas made this one for me:
Online since ...
/ ...eh... let
||||| me think ....
||O O|`____.
|||\-/|| \ __\
|.--:--| . :
/( ):( |_.-~~_.
(~m : / | oo:|
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yesterday?
/
|||||
||O O|`____.
|||\-/|| \ __\
|.--:--| . :
/( ):( |_.-~~_.
(~m : / | oo:|
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hmmm.... what
/ day is it today?
|||||
||O O|`____.
|||\-/|| \ __\
|.--:--| . :
/( ):( |_.-~~_.
(~m : / | oo:|
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
VK+a:f
https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#VKhttps://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#a:fhttps://ludd.ltu.se/~vk/pics/ascii/ascii1.shtml#hackerVK
-------------------------------------------------
>WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE OF THE NOW
Wikipedia can be a great place to find
information on, and to prove this, we've found
the best (and most weird) articles on the site
for you to read. Every week a new article will go
here, so watch out!
MINCED OATH
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A minced oath is a euphemistic expression formed
by misspelling, mispronouncing, or replacing a
part of a profane, blasphemous, or taboo term to
reduce the original term's objectionable
characteristics. Some examples include "gosh"
(for God), "crumbs" (for Christ), "crikey" (for
Christ kill me), "darn" or "dang" (for damn),
"doggone" or "gosh darn it" (for goddamn), "heck"
(for hell), "gee", "jeez", or "Jiminy Cricket"
(for Jesus Christ), "feck","fudge", "frick",
"fork", flip or "eff" (for fuck), "coot" (for
cunt), "sharlookey", "shoot", "shivers", "sweet",
"shucks", or "sugar" (for shit), and "bushwa"
(for bullshit).
-------------------------------------------------
>UNTIL NEXT TIME
AcidMail would not be possible if it won't for
the cocky people over at NeoZones, one of the
worst s0-called "webhome". To browse more bad
ideas by the NeoZone losers, check out their URL
over at: https://neozones.neocities.org
Do you have anything that you want to see in next
week's issue of AcidMail? Is it a link, a
comment, a short story, or some art? Well
whatever it is, E-Mail it to us, and we will
probably put it on the next issue (with
credit, of cause!)
If you have any questions, comments, or anything
in between, please don't hesitate to E-Mail us!