_______ __ __ ___ ___ __ __ | _ .----|__.--| | Y .---.-|__| | |. 1 | __| | _ |. | _ | | | |. _ |____|__|_____|. \_/ |___._|__|__| |: | | |: | | |::.|:. | |::.|:. | Issue 4 `--- ---' `--- ---' 2020-01-28 ------------------------------------------------- NEWSLETTER: NIGHT WATER https://neozones.neocities.org/acidjaw/mail/issue4/ https://wiki.squeeze.pizza/index.php?title=AcidMail/issue4 This issue we have: * The Simpsons and censorship * Le epic troll comics * Plus more crappy links! ------------------------------------------------- >CENSORSHIP ON THE SIMPSONS Here is a handy guide to all of the times where The Simpsons had censorship cuts in them when they aired in the UK. I (OwlMan) am aware of quite a few of these cuts, as I am a bit of an avid viewer and lover of the show. Most of these cuts are not all that bad, but more annoying. A fair bit of the cuts are removing curse words, that in America aren't all that bad, but in the UK are rather rude, such as cutting out the words like "bastard", "boner", and "ass". There are also a lot of times where the channel will slow down a few frames when lightning is shown, as to not cause any seizures among viewers. Simpsons cuts: http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/ukcuts I am also aware of other shows that were cut for the UK, such as The Amazing World of Gumball, that seemly had a new cut everyday, again, most of the cuts on that show was due to language. Gumball cuts: https://theamazingworldofgumball.fandom.com/wiki/Censorship_of_The_Amazing_World_of_Gumball ------------------------------------------------- >EPIC TROLL TIME! A le rage comic website that is full of some really unfunny comics from the past. A lot of these comics are rather bad by today's standards, seemly last updated in October 2017. You might find some gems on here, or more likely so-bad-it's good comics. http://leragecomics.com/ ------------------------------------------------- >ASCII OF THE NOW The ASCII of The Now is a weekly thing we do where we dig threw the old archives of forgotten websites, finding ASCII art that time forgot. The AoTN for this week is of a teeny, tiny mushroom made by Ilmari Karonen, published seemly around the late 1990s. Looking at their website, there isn't really all that much to say about it apart from the ASCII art that was found, however, Ilmari had seemed to make a bookmark page, writing "This is my Lynx bookmark file, mostly intended for my personal use only". The bookmark page has some fun looking sites linked on it, like The Pizza Hill, Top Ten HTML Extensions, and Random Weirdness from the Net - some very 90s looking sites. ,. J;`. iyi.`. j?7;. : fclu:.` : dE2Xvi;. `. JGL56bhx;.'; 4KPY^f:l"`-; """l:;-"" `; \ itz .' ; /'.' f .' `. \ `-' https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#itz https://web.archive.org/web/20000815095805/http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/ascii/ https://web.archive.org/web/20000816220452/http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/ascii/mushroom02.asc https://web.archive.org/web/20001013152643/http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/links/bookmark.html ------------------------------------------------- >CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! They say looking at TV will turn your eyes square, that never happened to anyone we know, so we guess that it would be fine to also browse the web for 23-hours-a-day, Hell, if it won't for us browsing the web so much, how would we have found all of these links? Got you there, mom and dad! :BLACK SABBATH FAN CLUB DEUTSCHLAND :http://www.black-sabbath.de/gateway.html :http://www.black-sabbath.de/girl.htm Black Sabbath's very own fan club from Deutschland, pure 90s bliss that has Sabbath updates, the band's LP discography, along with an odd page asking if the viewer knows anything about a woman who when to "a Pearl Jam concert somewhere in the USA in August/September 1996 or so". :CHRISTIAN GOTHS http://www.bloodgod.org/photos.htm Yes, despite it sounding like the end of a joke, there do indeed seem to be people who are both Christians *and* goths. This seems to be a fairly new thing, starting at least from 2004. It's certainly fine to be a Christian and a goth, more power to them, but you got to admit, it is a bit of an odd mix. Check out the photos, looks like the people in them were having a fun time, and that is all that really matters. :DETH SPECULA: BAND ON THE WEB :http://www.deth.com From Santa Cruz in California, Deth Specula are "a five-man, neo-bronto band" that have been on the Web seemly since 1994. Their website is still going strong, having links to their Bandcamp, and that rocks, it even still has a cool 90s theme. It's nice to see a band use an outdated theme, rather than using a site layout that looks exactly the same as the rest of the world. You should check their stuff out, you might even find-out that you like them! | \ | / / _ _' |_ * * |_` \ ''' ------------------------------------------------- >UNTIL NEXT TIME AcidMail would not be possible if it won't for the cocky people over at NeoZones, one of the worst s0-called "webhome". To browse more bad ideas by the NeoZone losers, check out their URL over at: https://neozones.neocities.org Do you have anything that you want to see in next week's issue of AcidMail? Is it a link, a comment, a short story, or some art? Well whatever it is, E-Mail it to us, and we will probably put it on the next issue (with credit, of cause!) If you have any questions, comments, or anything in between, please don't hesitate to E-Mail us!