__ /\/'-, ,--''''' /" ____,'. ) \___ pd --------'"""""------'"""`-----'------------------ _______ __ __ ___ ___ __ __ | _ .----|__.--| | Y .---.-|__| | |. 1 | __| | _ |. | _ | | | |. _ |____|__|_____|. \_/ |___._|__|__| |: | | |: | | |::.|:. | |::.|:. | Issue 2 `--- ---' `--- ---' 2020-01-14 ------------------------------------------------- NEWSLETTER: Not Quite Dead Yet https://neozones.neocities.org/acidjaw/mail/issue2 https://wiki.squeeze.pizza/index.php?title=AcidMail/issue2 This issue we have: * Getting The Beatles really wrong * Can you stop Hitler? * Plus, THE SUPER MAYO BROTHERS, AAAAAAAA ------------------------------------------------- >Hello! Yes, welcome to the second addition of AcidMail, the weekly problem we all need to try and kill off.... somehow... Remember, the only way of killing such an evil force is to keep yourself subscribed to this newsletter, and to get more people to subscribe to it. Oh, and only cowards have the audacity of unsubscribing! ------------------------------------------------- >MANSON AND THE BEATLES The absolutely dog-shit Beatles' interpolations by Charles Manson. Most of his interpolations are about how The Beatles are singing about Jesus Christ, the upcoming race war between the white man and black man, and just other crazy shit. My personal favourite interpolation is what he thinks the song Blackbird is really about. To quote the article; Manson thinks the song is about "The black man is going to arise and overthrow the white man. The Beatles are rogramming blacks to rise", while in reality, the song is about a black woman's, who is in what was the current racial tensions escalating in the United States in 1968. In British slang, a "bird" can mean a woman, so "blackbird" would just mean "black bird". One of Manson's more infamous terms was the Helter Skelter scenario, much like Blackbird, this was about how the blacks and whites would fight. The lyric for the song go "When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide / Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride", Manson seemed to think that this meant it was "A reference to the Family's emergence from 'the Bottomless Pit', the underground Death Valley ideaway where the group will escape the violence of Helter Skelter", and that the line "Look out... Helter Skelter... She's coming down fast... Yes she is", meant that the upcoming race war could not be stopped, and was indeed going to occur. Of cause, in reality, this race war would never happen, and the song "Helter Skelter" likely didn't have any deeper meaning than it being about a helter skelter, an amusement ride with a slide built in a spiral around a high tower. There are a lot more interpolations listed on this page, and it is well worth a look, as it is a mix of crazy and quite interesting. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helter_Skelter_(scenario) ------------------------------------------------- >ASCII OF THE NOW The ASCII of The Now is a weekly thing we do where we dig threw the old archives of forgotten websites, finding ASCII art that time forgot. Beep boop, this week's ASCII art is of a wizard, who by the look of things, is brewing up a nice pot of hot piss, mmmm, good stuff... . . /^\ . /\ "V" /__\ I O o //..\\ I . \].`[/ I /l\/j\ (] . O /. ~~ ,\/I . \\L__j^\/I o \/--v} I o . | | I _________ | | I c(` ')o | l I \. ,/ -Row _/j L l\_! _//^---^\\_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#Row AKA -Row http://afn.org/~afn39695/crawford.htm ------------------------------------------------- >CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! They say looking at TV will turn your eyes square, that never happened to anyone we know, so we guess that it would be fine to also browse the web for 23-hours-a-day, Hell, if it won't for us browsing the web so much, how would we have found all of these links? Got you there, mom and dad! : STOP HITLER : https://stophitler.neocities.org/ : SUPER MAYO BROTHERS : https://nekojiru.neocities.org/archives/supermayobros.html : HISTORY AND THE EVOLUTION OF COMPUTER VIRUSES : https://archive.org/details/DEFCON_19_The_History_and_the_Evolution_of_Computer_Viruses : ALEX'S HELICOPTER HOMEPAGE : https://web.archive.org/web/19961221002942/http://geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/3838/ : THE EARLIEST SNAPSHOT OF UK GOVERNMENT DOMAIN : https://gist.github.com/Jonty/3e392ca2c932a9bc423a697ca3bc77a9 ------------------------------------------------- >UNTIL NEXT TIME AcidMail would not be possible if it won't for the cocky people over at NeoZones, one of the worst s0-called "webhome". To browse more bad ideas by the NeoZone losers, check out their URL over at: https://neozones.neocities.org Do you have anything that you want to see in next week's issue of AcidMail? Is it a link, a comment, a short story, or some art? Well whatever it is, E-Mail it to us, and we will probably put it on the next issue (with credit, of cause!) If you have any questions, comments, or anything in between, please don't hesitate to E-Mail us! Also, dog ASCII art links:- https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#pb http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/def/dogs.txt http://ascii.co.uk/art/dog Okay, byeeee!