___ ._ .___ _____ ._._ / _ \ ____ |_| __| _// \ _____ |_| | / /_\ \_/ ___\| |/ __ |/ \ / \\__ \ | | | / | \ \___| / /_/ / Y \/ __ \| | |__ \___|_ /\___ >_\____ \____|__ (____ /_|___/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ AcidMail / Issue 14 / 2020-04-07 ------------------------------------------------- NEWSLETTER: Thy Flesh Consumed https://neozones.neocities.org/acidjaw/mail/issue14 https://wiki.squeeze.pizza/index.php?title=AcidMail/issue14 This issue we have: * Videos. Loads of videos. * Looking at "A Hard Day's Night" * A gift from the gods; YTMND is back! ------------------------------------------------- >GEN' 1:1 ...And then God said "Let there be light!", and it was okay, but then He said "Let there be AcidJaw", and again, it was alright, but then, the sly old fox, oh He said "Let there be Full Indian Movie Punjabi Subtitles 2017 Action Adventure Tom Cruise 2017 Full HD.avi", and it was good. Welcome my children to a new addition to AcidMail, so good that it was made by God himself... kind of... ------------------------------------------------- >COMMISSION RANDY : https://tehleroy.neocities.org/commissions/ You losers like art, right? Well of cause you do, you silly willy, that's why you need to commission Randy to draw your something good; head-over to their website to read about how you can get some art. This is a once-in-a-life opportunity, it was written in the stars that you should give this guy your money! ------------------------------------------------- >YOUR THE MAN NOW DOG IS BACK ONLINE : https://www.ytmnd.com/ Oh baby, oh baby, YTMND is back. Alright, so you probably already know about this, but yes, the pointless website is back, as re-launched on 2020-31-03. Miracles do come true! Because of the re-launched, it is now possible to view all of the old sites hosted, the ability to log in, create accounts, recover passwords, and (here's the kicker) post new sites, all with the added bonus of now using HTML5 media playable, HTTPS communications, and includes a mobile-friendly interface. Oh, also cool and epic person, Pizza Squeeze, has made their very own YTMND site using the theme of the COVID-19 virus, so visit it and visit it now! : https://aycorona.ytmnd.com/ ------------------------------------------------- >A LOOK AT THE BEATLES - A HARD DAY'S NIGHT (1964) When it comes to A Hard Day's Night, I feel like it's the cooler, younger brother of 'With The Beatles'. By this time the album came out, The Beatles had seemingly got the quality that would make them understand what makes a good album. The band by this time had clearly started to gather not only a large cult following, but now a large fanbase of fans - mostly teen girls and young people - who were more than willing to buy their records and merchandise, this was the height of Beatlemania after all. Thanks to the followers of the group, the band were able to star in their first movie, also called A Hard Day's Night. While this review is going to be about the album and not the Walter Shenson Films/Proscenium Films movie, it certainly was a success in its own right, this might have been helped due to its low budget for its time of £200,000 ($500,000) and also that filming was finished in under seven weeks. In total, the movie grossed $11 million in the box office - Domestic made $965,351 (58%), International $699,266 (42%), and Worldwide $1,664,617. As said in the start, the album was made at a time when the band started to find-out what they were good at and what they were bad at, being able to cut out the fatty bits that people didn't want to hear. As expected, the opening track of the record is the self-titled Hard Day's Night, and in itself is a great opener to the album; John Lennon, with help from Paul McCartney, are both on key with this album, and it is clear why they chose this as not only the opening. Side B is really where the albums picks up in quality; songs like "Any Time at All", "When I Get Home", "You Can't Do That", and the end song of "I'll Be Back" are all fast and great track to say the least. Both John and Paul are on their game for this side, especially McCartney. A continued issue, and one that will pop-up in the history of the band, is that George Harrison (who would be called "the quiet Beatle") has not especially shown his talent. Looking into future and past work for the band, Harrison really has nothing to do in the terms of singing, and that is nothing but a shame, same goes for Ringo Starr, but he can be excused, as it could be said that he was a drummer first and a singer second. I suppose that someone could say the same thing about Harrison, but replace "drummer" with "guitarist". Out of the three other albums (Please Please Me and With the Beatles, both from 1963), this one would be the best one so far, not only in the singing abilities of The Beatles, but also how they construct a song and album as a whole. Next time, The Beatles sell-out with "Beatles for Sale". Stick around! ------------------------------------------------- >ASCII OF THE NOW The ASCII of The Now is a weekly thing we do where we dig threw the old archives of forgotten websites, finding ASCII art that time forgot. .. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; ;| ; |; ;;. ; ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; ; -0 ; '; ; ; .....' ; ; ; _; ; ; ; __(o)__. ; ; .; '\--\\--\ .' ; .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ; .'' | ; '; ' .' ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' ; | .' ...' '. \ .' ,' \\ '. ;' .; \\ '. .' '-' '.. .' ''' As made by Alessio Roberti Vittory in 1996, the Egyptian god Anubis has been made. In the ancient Egyptian religion, Anubis is usually depicted as a canine or a man with a canine head. Along with being the god of death, they are also the god of mummification, embalming, the afterlife, cemeteries, tombs, and the Underworld. https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#ARV https://web.archive.org/web/20010223221018/http://surfplaza.com/ascii-art/ARV/ https://web.archive.org/web/20010223225519/http://www.surfplaza.com/ascii-art/ARV/Anubi_Collection ------------------------------------------------- >CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! Alright you LOSERS, yeah, I just called you that, what are you goin' to do about it? Press Ctrl + W, hm? Hmm? Come one, loser, do it... That's what I thought. Now you be a good little wimp and watch these very nice videos we chose for you for when you're board. : KNOW YOUR ALLY: BRITAIN : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SOvr9fLHUM Almost-classic propaganda about how the United Kingdom is the State's ally and why the Nazi Party want to dissolve the growing friendship. Well worth a watch if you're interested in World War II media. : SOOTY & SWEEP SPECTRUM GAME REVIEW : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy0T5BEdX6E A review of a Sooty and Sweep game for the ZX Spectrum by a channel that has hardly any followers and views (so far the video has fewer than 50 views). As clearly inspired by Charley Brooker's Screenwhipe, the review is nothing but entertaining and funny. : WHICH SUPERMARKET IS CHEAPEST? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRUPQPB4OgQ Ever wanted to watch a video of a bloke reviewing which UK supermarket is the cheapest? It's a video that you didn't know you wanted! : ANIMAL CROSSING'S FAKE LANGUAGE IS DIFFERENT IN JAPAN : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYZMWkmXX3k For all of you language nerds out there, we have a video for you, oh boy. : GRADING YOUR VIDEOS : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCHSDzml1c JacksFilms is seemly back with another good gem, with a video where the title says it all, good times. : VOCAL SYNTHESIS : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRt-fquxnij9wDnFJnpPS2Q It's not a video, but rather a YouTube channel dedicated to deep fake vocal synthesis. The channel takes hundreds of houses of audio from a person, say in this case British comedian John Cleese, and manages to create new words that the person the audio is based off might have never said, again, in this case, the neural network manges to get Cleese to read the "Navy Seals" copypasta ("What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? [...]". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y68YcDT3rI It certainly can be entering and rather humorous to hear famous people say ludicrous things that their flesh-counterparts would never say. Some of the voices include former US presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Richard Nixon, and John F. Kennedy, to other famous faces including Alec Guinness, Martin Luther King, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Orson Welles. The future is now, losers, get on board! : WHY YOU CAN'T BUY DASANI WATER IN BRITAIN : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD79NZroV88 Tom Scott is seemly on a roll with videos as of late, this time it's a video about how Dasani, as owned by the Cola company, can legally not be sold in the United Kingdom. Have noting to watch tonight? Having a browse through Scott's channel will certainly be worth while. : EXPLOSIVE BARRELS : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMYEE8lvlvA Ever wanted to know the history of explosive barrels in computer video games? Well yes, yes you did. : GEORG ROCKALL-SCHMIDT ON DRAGON'S DEN : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o96RYYFEPg If you haven't followed Georg yet on YouTube, what's wrong with you? Are you too drunk to see? Just follow them. : SPANISH PROJECT : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la0OjiZ7Gww It's just a video of a bunch of kids messing around with their Spanish project, that's it. Admittedly it is quite funny, but almost crosses the line of bizarreness. ------------------------------------------------- >UNTIL NEXT TIME AcidMail would not be possible if it won't for the cocky people over at NeoZones, one of the worst s0-called "webhome". To browse more bad ideas by the NeoZone losers, check out their URL over at: https://neozones.neocities.org Do you have anything that you want to see in next week's issue of AcidMail? Is it a link, a comment, a short story, or some art? Well whatever it is, E-Mail it to us, and we will probably put it on the next issue (with credit, of cause!) If you have any questions, comments, or anything in between, please don't hesitate to E-Mail us! P.S. This issue was made while I was in a furry Discord server full of drunk, horny, and evil people. God help me.