_______ __ __ ___ ___ __ __ | _ .----|__.--| | Y .---.-|__| | |. 1 | __| | _ |. | _ | | | |. _ |____|__|_____|. \_/ |___._|__|__| |: | | |: | | |::.|:. | |::.|:. | Issue 8 `--- ---' `--- ---' 2020-02-25 ------------------------------------------------- NEWSLETTER: Music is Dead, Long Live MC Hammer https://neozones.neocities.org/acidjaw/mail/issue8 https://wiki.squeeze.pizza/index.php?title=AcidMail/issue8 This issue we have: * mount c c:\ * c: * acidmail.exe ------------------------------------------------- >HOW IS THIS CRAP STILL GOING ON? Not going to lie to you, fokes, but this issue was written when I was *really* drunk, but anyway, uh, yes, hello there my fellow rage comic fans, welcome to yet more of NeoZones' rubbish ideas; AciMail. My Lord, when will the ride end? I want to get off the ride, I want to go home, take me home, TAKE ME HOME, I WANT TO GO HOME. Last week's issue of AcidMail was very kindly made by Randy AKA TEHLEROY, so check that out, NOW!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? Uhhh, there is also other crap in this issue, so keep on reading for more fun to come! Oh boy, are you all ready??? ------------------------------------------------- >MORE LINKS??? Because we're off our tits on meth, the very... "sexy", "awesome", and "cool" OwlMan has made a big ass-list of all of the links that have been seen on the newsletters, plus more that have been posted on the NeoZones Discord server, oh joy, thank you, OwlMan, you are so great, and kind, and nice, oh I love you so! https://neozones.neocities.org/acidjaw/tech/links-we-like/ If you like big lists of websites, also check out Peelopaalu, "an unsorted link directory that consists of random links". https://peelopaalu.neocities.org/ ------------------------------------------------- >ASCII OF THE NOW The ASCII of The Now is a weekly thing we do where we dig threw the old archives of forgotten websites, finding ASCII art that time forgot. .-. ((`-) \\ \\ .="""=._)) / ., .' /__(,_.-' ` /| /_|__ | `)) | jgs -"== ASCII of a flamingoe, jgs, who made the art, writes "In the fall of 1998, I saw hundreds of flamingoes in the south of France. (There were even more mosquitoes, but that's another story.) Very few of the flamingoes looked like Joan's flamingo". https://owlman.neocities.org/ascii.html#jgs https://web.archive.org/web/20020803233850/http://llizard.crosswinds.net/ascii-art/animals.html#birds ------------------------------------------------- >CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! They say looking at TV will turn your eyes square, that never happened to anyone we know, so we guess that it would be fine to also browse the web for 23-hours-a-day, Hell, if it won't for us browsing the web so much, how would we have found all of these links? Got you there, mom and dad! : DEAR PHOTOGRAPH : https://dearphotograph.com/ Is a nice blog-like-thing where people dig up their old photos, find the location of where they were taken, then - finally - take a photo of them holding up the first photo. The site is full of nice little moments in time of people who have now grown up, or are no longer around. Worth a look. : FLOPPYSWOP : https://www.floppyswop.co.uk/ Full of loads of crap from the past that can fit onto a 1.44meg High density floppy disc, LOOK AT THE SITE NOW, MORTAL! : TELEHACK : http://telehack.com/ Pretend that you're a hack0r with this website by looking at the weather. : CYBERMUD : http://www.mit.edu/~rei/GAME/intro.html Remember MUD games, granddad? Well here is am old HTML game made around 1994; it's old, but it certainly has charm. : PIZZA ON TILDE.CLUB : http://tilde.club/~pizza/ By demand of Pizza Squeeze, here is his site, there is nothing on it, but I know he will be surprised to see it on here. : SPAGETT! THE GAME : http://www.ilovespagettgameyouhavebeenspooked.com/ Let your dreams be real. Play the spagett game. ------------------------------------------------- >UNTIL NEXT TIME AcidMail would not be possible if it won't for the cocky people over at NeoZones, one of the worst s0-called "webhome". To browse more bad ideas by the NeoZone losers, check out their URL over at: https://neozones.neocities.org Do you have anything that you want to see in next week's issue of AcidMail? Is it a link, a comment, a short story, or some art? Well whatever it is, E-Mail it to us, and we will probably put it on the next issue (with credit, of cause!) If you have any questions, comments, or anything in between, please don't hesitate to E-Mail us, and remember, keep those eyes peeled!